A Russian Take on Regionalism

Have you heard that Russian intelligence analysts now predict that the United States will soon break up into six different regions? Igor Panarin, an KGB-trained analyst in the Kremlin, believes that we're are on the way out. California will go its own way, which is not exactly news, while the old Confederacy will split. South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia will join the mid-Atlantic states and New England in seceding, not to form their own government this time, but to join the European Union. The lower South, Florida, Texas, and the Southwest will unite with Mexico. It is good to see that Russian intelligence works just about as well as our own. Save your Euros, ya'll.